We begged her. "Chris," we said. "Please don't make us think about Spike in this fantastic modified-drop-shoulder sweater. Just don't. Bad boy vampire with centuries of evil behind him looking all gorgeous and cuddly and almost human? That's INhuman," we said. "This sweater would make us want to put our arms around him repeatedly, all the time. And it's so darned good-looking he'd wear it all the time, and before you know it there'd be little vampires all around, and the snuggle time would be really compromised." Chris didn't care. "Wait'll you see Giles and Xander," she said.