"If you love novelty yarns so much you buy one of everything," speculates Porter (who, us?), "then this is for you. Try to buy in one or two colourways and you can make gorgeous knits! Just have enough total yardage, and stripe two rows each. The pattern is knit sideways, so gauge is not too important. Different weight yarns will average themselves out to be a nice loose fabric. Very fun!" Just get the 22 stitches to 4"/10cm over 1x1 rib gauge with your yarn menagerie-- or 12 sts to 4"/10cm over st st-- and you're off.